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he great
Test all rounders, such as Sir Gary Sobers, Ian Botham, Sir Richard Hadlee,
Imran Khan and Kapil Dev, achieved legendary feats with bat and ball. Those who
saw, for example, Botham win the 1981 Ashes with his tons at Headingley and Old
Trafford and his bowling at Edgbaston, Sobers destroy England in 1966 and Kapil
Dev launch four successive sixes off Eddie Hemmings to save the follow-on at
Lord’s in 1990 will never forget the experience. But in the less rarefied air of
weekend social cricket, it is right to celebrate feats which, although
statistically less remarkable, gave the participants as much pride as the tons
and ten-wicket hauls of the august gentlemen and knights mentioned above. Salute
then the great All Round Performances of The Gents’ first decade, in
chronological order. Yet in Gents’ matches, the ultimate achievement by a social
cricketer, five wickets and a ton, has yet to be witnessed. Doffed caps,
therefore, to Weasel Dave Raderecht, who scored 104 and took 5 for 33 for New
Barbarian Weasels in their win over King’s College on Wednesday, 17 July 1996.
The Commander went close on 10 May 1992 but did not bowl on the occasion of his
other ton in 1993.
Just as the oppo dominate the top of the individual batting, The
Gents control this list by roughly 2:1, with Mark Ashton having taken three
wickets and scored more than 30 runs (the criteria for inclusion) eight times.
Food for thought for club critics there, as this arguably reflects the more
specialised players fielded by the oppo whereas The Gents have sometimes been
over-dependent on a few key all rounders. Salute Jim Irvine of West XI, the
first opponent to register this feat against The Gents back in 1990. An awesome
player who once scored 179 against Sunderland, with a ton in sixes, Biffa never
really caught fire against The Gents, which was just as well.
But for every testosterone-fuelled performance shown below,
there have been dozens of enfeebled and pathetic innings, fielding atrocities
and Spells from Hell. We salute, therefore, in alphabetical order the following
gentlemen who at least had the bottle to bowl when it was quite clearly not
going to be their day. Dave Baister of London Rotherham (9-0-92-1), John Black
v. West XI (6-0-62-0), Brian Edye of Enterprise (7-0-68-0), Mario Sozzi of New
Barbarian Weasels (4-0-55-0, the Legendary Spell from Hell, tonked afar by
Masher) and Daniel Todd v. London Owls (7-0-63-0) surely deserve a medal to be
struck for gallantry in the face of enemy fire. After all, cricket is a team
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ricketers
hitting the thirty barrier seem either to take up golf, give up the game for the
sake of marital harmony or play even more to spite the passing years. There are
occasional flouncings off the scene over imaginary slights and sometimes a
player is so unpopular he is never invited back. The Gents have had players who
fit all of these categories. Predictably top in the loyalty stakes is MWH
Ashton. Like the other famous cricketing WH, Wally Hammond, Mark also likes a
shag but this has not stopped his cricket one jot. He missed only sixteen
matches in the first ten years, all due to injury, none due to the alternatives
offered by having a social life, a phenomenal record. The Commander’s Chief of
Staff, Andy Burman, also passed the ton of appearances in 1996 and Dan Todd will
do so in 1998. |